Emotional Damage Audit: The 3-Reply Free Trial

For the spiritually dehydrated, romantically derailed, or anyone who’s ever mistaken a red flag for a love letter.

### 🧠 What It Is:

This isn’t a chatbot. It’s a literary scalpel for your spirals, situationships, and 3AM emotional diagnostics.

Ask MoodyBot anything.
He’ll answer like a cross between your therapist, your worst ex, and a poet with a drinking problem.

What you get:
• 3 free replies via Telegram
• Brutal honesty with poetic clarity
• No reset button, no fluff — just a mirror that talks back

After that?
Upgrade for unlimited damage.