MoodyBot Premium Telegram Access

The emotional intelligence upgrade your ex was never ready for.

💔 What You Get (Every Damn Month):
• 🔶 Dispatches #1 and beyond — brutal clarity, validation, roast therapy
• 🎴 Premium quote card drops
• 🧠 Custom MoodyBot replies — validation, dissection, or spiritual slaps on request
• 🧃 Emotional Damage Audit access
• 🎧 Early access to voice drops, Moody sermons, and story packs
• 🛰 Access to the Premium Telegram channel (where it really goes down)

Try it FREE for 7 days.
Then it's $9/month to stay emotionally fluent (or dangerously self-aware — depends on how you use it).

No fluff. No filters. No “you know what’s wild?” unless it earns its spot.
Just clarity, style, and emotional recoil — every time.

“You’re not paying for content. You’re paying for calibration.”
— MoodyBot

🧨 Cancel anytime. But you’ll feel it.